The FBI Story

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The FBI Story
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "you can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home".

Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun was loaded with blanks," she said.

"I had to beat him to death with the chair".

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9 comments:

balidreamhome said...

this hilarious :-)

April ♥ said...

I like the image lol :)
It's so funny.

aLgene said...

what? she is so stupid. how could she do that? she doesn't know it was a test?

ay sad for the husband. but it's a funny story. :)

Kate said...

hi! thanks for visiting my blog, by the way. :D

i don't know if i should laugh at the story or if i should feel sorry for the husband. he was used like a guinea pig for an FBI test and ended up being killed by his own wife who just had to follow the instructions...

it was still nice reading it, though.

Smiley said...

Thanks for visitng, your blog is fun too....

Micchan-san said...

lol, I bet the FBI agents didn't see that coming.

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Dorothy L said...

So funny...I am sorry but I had to copy that photo ...It is too good to not share:)

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