"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Jolly Gupta, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Jolly replied.
She ran out of the room.
What if Fire was replaced by Water?
I stumbledupon these cool edited pictures of what fire would look like if it was in the form of water.
I personally think that these pictures are awesome. However if it was really like this, then we're in hell! 75% of the earth is covered with water right? One without the other, could kill humanity.
It would really be strange living in a world like that.. Don't you think?
Would this keep you warm?