The Soldier and the Nun Story

Saturday, October 24, 2009

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.. I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Nun

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2 comments:

GIOVANNI "John" FANCUBIT said...

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Beng Gee said...

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