Never talk about Nuclear Power
Friday, June 19, 2009
Conversation on a plane:
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane.
Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy.
"How about nuclear power?"
"OK", she said.
"That could be an interesting topic..
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff.. Grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh*t?"
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8 comments:
- imelda said...
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hahaha this made me laugh.
- June 19, 2009 at 4:00 PM
- ghieGANDA said...
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hahahah! i can't agree with the girl more! wink. happy saturday! =)
- June 20, 2009 at 2:26 PM
- April ♥ said...
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Haha :)) Grabe naman aun Ang kyut nng pic. :D
- June 20, 2009 at 7:16 PM
- Nancy Janiola said...
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LOL! that was so cute of her!
- June 21, 2009 at 5:22 PM
- Oliver dela Torre said...
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- June 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM
- Meryl (proud pinay) said...
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hahaha!ang cute
at ang cute din ng picture...meron dito sa amin water tower may smiley face. makita mo picture dito:
http://www.mymeryl.com/2009/05/very-long-drive.html - June 25, 2009 at 1:31 AM
- Anonymous said...
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- June 25, 2009 at 6:00 PM
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