Never talk about Nuclear Power

Friday, June 19, 2009

never talk about nuclear power
Conversation on a plane:

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane.

Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the guy.

"How about nuclear power?"

"OK", she said.

"That could be an interesting topic..

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff.. Grass.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh*t?"

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8 comments:

Imelda said...

hahaha this made me laugh.

ghieGANDA said...

hahahah! i can't agree with the girl more! wink. happy saturday! =)

April ♥ said...

Haha :)) Grabe naman aun Ang kyut nng pic. :D

nancy said...

LOL! that was so cute of her!

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Meryl (proud pinay) said...

hahaha!ang cute
at ang cute din ng picture...meron dito sa amin water tower may smiley face. makita mo picture dito:

http://www.mymeryl.com/2009/05/very-long-drive.html

philippineplace said...

Nice ONE!

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